pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.
(Source: changetheworldlaugh)
‘im going to bed now’ is really just code for ‘i’m going to read gay fanfiction for six more hours’
(Source: dicktier)
please i need kristen and chris be together this is killing me, why god, why? and to make it worse there are no fanfics about this 2 perfect humans beings i’ m cryingpirfenkdojvn
The Perks of Being a Wallflower Trailer
THEY ARE PERFECT TOGETHER PLEASE MARRY whyyy chris have to have a baby and a wife WHY GOD? LIFE ISNT FAIIR
(Source: kstewarts)
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
